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peter has a lot more spidery habits than he initially lets on, because….no one could possibly relate and he doesn’t want to feel weird. but one day he realizes they pretty much all sound like shitposts so he just starts tweeting them out and gets big popular.
like, not even on his spider-man twitter. @ peterbparkour tweets out something like “I’ve officially decided chewing is too much of a chore. excited to announce from now on I’ll release venom that melts all my food into a convenient liquid which I’ll then drink from a fun and sexy crazy straw” and it has 40 million replies that all say ‘same’
“just stubbed my toe really fucking bad so I’m gonna rip my leg off- hope it doesn’t take to long to grow back!’ ‘yea it be like that’
“to the man who just stole my backpack on the subway- sir please. please. my eggsack is in there. sir please. they’re just babies they’re scared they’ll devour you SIR PLEASE MY EGGSACK” ‘haha this guys wild’
“the temperature has started going down so it’s time for me to hibernate!!!! see you all in 7 months!!! :)” and someone goes ‘worm’ and he replies “spider, actually”
peter’s subscribed to bucky barnes’s accidental shitpost twitter
wait no they’re subscribed to each other and reply to each other completely earnestly and honestly bc that is also indistinguishable from jokes
welove1stickyboi your tags are the best I’ve seen on this
cedar-roots:
lone-star-multiple-moons:
lone-star-multiple-moons:
couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:
peter has a lot more spidery habits than he initially lets on, because….no one could possibly relate and he doesn’t want to feel weird. but one day he realizes they pretty much all sound like shitposts so he just starts tweeting them out and gets big popular.
like, not even on his spider-man twitter. @ peterbparkour tweets out something like “I’ve officially decided chewing is too much of a chore. excited to announce from now on I’ll release venom that melts all my food into a convenient liquid which I’ll then drink from a fun and sexy crazy straw” and it has 40 million replies that all say ‘same’
“just stubbed my toe really fucking bad so I’m gonna rip my leg off- hope it doesn’t take to long to grow back!’ ‘yea it be like that’
“to the man who just stole my backpack on the subway- sir please. please. my eggsack is in there. sir please. they’re just babies they’re scared they’ll devour you SIR PLEASE MY EGGSACK” ‘haha this guys wild’
“the temperature has started going down so it’s time for me to hibernate!!!! see you all in 7 months!!! :)” and someone goes ‘worm’ and he replies “spider, actually”
peter’s subscribed to bucky barnes’s accidental shitpost twitter
wait no they’re subscribed to each other and reply to each other completely earnestly and honestly bc that is also indistinguishable from jokes
welove1stickyboi your tags are the best I’ve seen on this
