lupin5th | Entries tagged with stories

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brawltogethernow:

gingerhastoomanyobsessions:

I can’t breathe

Best wishes to these people obviously but I’m WHEEZING at the concept of a standard horror plot starter but the stranded travelers are an entire fully equipped orchestra.

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callmebliss:

elcomics:

Hi friends,

This is our new story FERTILE. We hope you enjoy it!

We’ve just released a new digital comic book, containing 3 new stories. Get it here: gum.co/lightsgoout

If you would like to support us creating more comics like this one, please consider buying a copy. However we know times are hard, so if you can’t, please download the book for free.

Thank you!
Ehud and Yael

HECK

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abandonedography:

Abandoned 13th century château located in France (source)

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everythingfox:

Majestic cat

(via)

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theactualcluegirl:

normal-horoscopes:

midnight-revelation:

This image is cursed, but not toward you, rather against any that try to wrong you.

THIS IMAGE IS A WARD

A different kind of Infinity Gauntlet. The kind you may try to run, but you’ll never ever make it through unscathed…

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quoththeraven-fuck:

panickingkilljoy84:

clownarmy:

athenadark:

sarahtheheartslayer:

unusuallytypical:

A Russian zoo is home to a unique animal - the liger. It is half-lioness, half-tiger. Mother Zita is pictured licking her one month old liliger cub

I DON’T GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU CALL IT LOOK AT HER HAPPY LITTLE FACE IN THE LAST PICTURES SHE’S SO PROUD OF HER LIL CUB AND HER SPOTS AND SHE’S GOTTA BE TOUGH MOMMA WHEN THE BABY’S LOOKING BUT AS SOON AS THEY TURN AROUND, SHE’S LIKE,

“:3 Look at it. I made a thing. I made a rly good thing. :3”

it’s actually more amazing than that

hybrids are sterile, they can’t have babies - but she did

“Look at it, Good, I made an impossible thing >:3″

I was gona say that she couldn’t have a cub because she’s a hybrid but she did and didn’t listen to anyone’s shit.

I was thinking that too, anyone got an explanation for that cause how the fuck what a legend

edit: I googled it, turns out male ligers are sterile but females are not

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mumblingsage:

goldhornsandblackwool:

burnyoufirst:

siderealscribblings:

rbergara:

we need more books that are written like YA novels but have characters in their 20s… like I can’t keep reading books about teenagers but I’m also not ready for the weird adult romance section of the book store

I feel like there’s a market for books with tight groups of friends going on magical adventures but they can legally say fuck every few pages

i would 100% read any fantasy book with characters in their mid to late twenties and early 30s. hell yes to john dropping his career as an accountant to go explore whats in the closet

please
books go immediately from YA fantasy/drama to

POLITICAL INTRIGUE and TRADITIONAL ROMANCE

In romance this (20-something characters and YA style) is known as “New Adult.” I don’t know what we have to do to get NA into other genres but maybe it’s a place to start.

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vinianein:

aplpaca:

blindedjanus:

A powerful child

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aw-dag:

aw-dag:

You know every show that the premise is like “people find out ghosts/monsters/demons are real and are charged with stopping them” appeal to me way more now as a post-graduate not because I believe in ghosts more or whatever but because can you IMAGINE just being handed a job that you don’t even need to apply for? Like just being told “basically there’s this bad thing and all you do is make sure it doesn’t do what it wants” that’s just customer service baby and I worked that for 6 goddamn years! Just TRY getting past “I have a job to offer you” before I can jump down your throat agreeing.

some idiot with a dumb ghost-hunting name who joined the Cause because they love the paranormal: oh fuck oh shit this is really scary guys I’m having second thoughts

me, who knows that if we run away I have to apply to like, a real actual Jobbe again: wakey wakey demons it’s this or retail so guess who’s got nothing to lose

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ayellowbirds:

A tigress at an animal rescue center in Germany has been fitted with a gold dental implant after cracking a tooth on one of her toys. You will never be as cool as this tiger, and that is okay, because you are a mere mortal shell made of meat and fear, and she is a tiger with a gold fang.

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animatedamerican:

lithiumbot:

I dreamt that there was a show called “Dadbeard the Pirate” which was about a middle-aged pirate captain who suddenly had to raise two daughters that he didnt know he had.

One was the daughter of a noblewoman and was classically trained in swordfighting and sailing, the other was the daughter of a tavern wench and had a lot of practical experience around shipyards.

Dadbeard himself was bewildered at his role as a father but supportive of his new family. Episodes focused on the castmembers learning how to get along with each other while engaging in typical pirate activities, I.E. attacking trade ships and searching for treasure.

Dadbeard’s signature move was sweeping his daughers up in a huge hug that lifted them off the ground.

I would watch the hell out of this.

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ablob:

cerberus

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princesstigerbelle:

She took a midnight train goin anywhere

catasters:

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everythingfox:

📷: Ossi Saarinen

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everythingfox:

Hello 🦊

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everythingfox:

The tortoise and the Hare(s)

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kyraneko:

anachronic-cobra:

cosmic–dragon:

fallintosanity:

bastlynn:

lynati:

callmebliss:

we-are-all-australian-in-space:

usreadersshouldalsowrite:

dazebras:

katsuko1978:

the960writers:

theravenofwynter:

scripturient-manipulator:

marlynnofmany:

impalalord:

inspacewereallaustralians:

deadpoolknitter:

the-glimpses-of-the-moon:

*gently gathers everyone who writes Humans Are Weird/Space Orcs/Space Australians fics*
WRITE A BOOK GODDAMMIT

JUST FUKIN DO IT

Listen we’re working on it ok.

It’s kinda hard with the conflicting timelines we’ve individually created but we’re doing the best we can

Guess what came out this summer!

I’ve read it. It’s great. A dozen short stories written by some very good authors, with That Original Tumblr Post as the introduction.

I’m sure there are tons of amazing novels in progress (including mine), and that will take time. But in the meantime, humans are weird short stories!!

YES

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

honestly, I’m shocked that I never heard of this!! why has nobody told me?

Holy shit,

apollymi, I need this

dwarrowkings

read_write So we are going to the bookstore tomorrow as well???

How much does this cost? I think ill order it tonight

It’s $3.99 for the Kindle edition and $13.49 for the paperback: http://amzn.to/2xaSeZu

WOOT!!

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS?!

space_australians, if you haven’t already been tagged a million times :)

anachronic_cobra

Ooooo

Really hoping this turns into an anthology series with a new book out every year or the like.

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theartofanimation:

Hwei Lim - http://lalage.tumblr.com - https://imagecomics.com/creators/view/hwei-lim - https://twitter.com/madaoba - https://www.instagram.com/hweigh

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pretentioussongtitle:

princecharmingtobe:

enigmaticagentalice:

reapersun:

konkoa:

This has been a PSA.

I’m trying not to reblog posts on this blog but I feel that this is important to post here.

on a related note:

And for the people asking “Well if you don’t support it irl then why would you like it in fiction?!”
Because when it’s happening irl real people are suffering and dying and that’s horrible and I’d never want that. But when it’s fiction, when no real people are being hurt or killed, it’s interesting to explore the experience, the effects it may have, and to an extent experience the emotions involved without actually having to experience the horrible thing. You explore scary, dangerous things from a safe distance.

It’s the same reason I love disaster movies and don’t love actual disasters. I mean, if someone can’t intuit the difference between watching a movie like 2012 and yelling “cool!” when LA slides into the ocean and being horrified at the real life effects of global warming and the idea of millions of people dying as a result, then *I* am not the one with the problem.

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sonicrboom:

otherwindow:

chisanamonogatari:

otherwindow:

otherwindow:

A haunted doll mistaking a creepy android to be a bigger, stronger, haunted doll, and the creepy android mistaking the haunted doll as a smaller, sassier android.

Android: [gets hit with rain water and short circuits]
Haunted Doll: H̷O̷L̴Y̷ ̶W̵A̷T̸E̷R̶ ̵W̴A̵T̴C̵H̴ ̶O̶U̷T̴

Haunted Doll, dying: N̶E̵E̸D̷ ̷S̸O̵U̵L̸S̷
Android: [opens the haunted doll’s back and replaces the batteries]
Haunted Doll: A̶C̶C̷E̷P̸T̶A̷B̸L̵E̴ ̷S̴U̴B̸S̵T̸I̷T̷U̴T̵E̴

Android: [transfers their data into a better body]
Haunted Doll: A̸ ̵F̴L̸A̷W̵L̷E̴S̵S̷ ̷B̶O̸D̶Y̵ ̷P̶O̵S̶S̵E̷S̶S̵I̷O̷N̴

I would love to see this movie or story. A creepy looking android that gained sentience and on the run decides to adopt this weird tiny abandoned android which is a haunted doll. They have some cute adventures where the android is all protective and caring to their new friend in their own way and the doll is trying to teach this giant doll how to use his ghost powers in that body and murdering people who pose a threat to them. Maybe complaining about how technologically advanced has changed the world so much and how they feel lost in it despite being here for so long. At best the android thinks the doll is talking about becoming obsolite, and at worst (but funnier) they think the doll is saying how they are literally lost and tells them they have gps so they can take them to where they want to go and the doll is just like this dumb new haunted doll…I gotta protect and nurture it before it dies from it’s naivette. Meanwhile an excorsist and some retrieval squad are tracking them down and they argue about what they’re going up against. Most of the retrieval squad don’t believe in the supernatural and thinks they found another defective android and the excorsist doesn’t understand technology that great so just assumes he’s dealing with two possessed items.

Exorcist: The power of Christ compels you
Android: Error 666
Exorcist, crying: THE POWER OF CH

Haunted Doll: I̴ ̸W̴I̴L̵L̸ ̷E̶A̵T̷ ̸Y̵O̴U̷R̷ ̶H̴E̶A̵R̴T̵
Robotics Engineer: [changes the doll’s voice box]
Haunted Doll: (っ◔◡◔)っ 🎀 𝒾 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝑒𝒶𝓉 𝓎🌞𝓊𝓇 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉 🎀

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