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anthonycrowley:
anthonycrowley:
stopslutshamingkaiju:
stopslutshamingkaiju:
stopslutshamingkaiju:
stopslutshamingkaiju:
stopslutshamingkaiju:
i’ve been trying to hold back but. i gotta see what bill and ted fanfic is like. i gotta do it
this literally sounds like a line from the movie what the hell
this fic is actually GOOD i’ve never been more angry in my LIFE
i’m so mad and you should be too
listen i’m trying to stop clogging everyone’s dash with this nonsense but this is honestly the best line i have ever read in a fanfic in my entire LIFE i’m laughing so hard
i don’t know how i expected it to end to be honest
the sheer amount of people who think this is about bill clinton and ted cruz is frankly funnier than any post i have ever made on this hellsite and that’s all i have to say about that
anthonycrowley:
anthonycrowley:
stopslutshamingkaiju:
stopslutshamingkaiju:
stopslutshamingkaiju:
stopslutshamingkaiju:
stopslutshamingkaiju:
i’ve been trying to hold back but. i gotta see what bill and ted fanfic is like. i gotta do it
this literally sounds like a line from the movie what the hell
this fic is actually GOOD i’ve never been more angry in my LIFE
i’m so mad and you should be too
listen i’m trying to stop clogging everyone’s dash with this nonsense but this is honestly the best line i have ever read in a fanfic in my entire LIFE i’m laughing so hard
i don’t know how i expected it to end to be honest
the sheer amount of people who think this is about bill clinton and ted cruz is frankly funnier than any post i have ever made on this hellsite and that’s all i have to say about that
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lumberdyke:
kitswulf:
winslowdraws:
all my bear owl (or owlley cats) gifs in one post! all inspired by the same creature in the croods, just with different owls
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argumate
Thanks! I love it
lumberdyke:
kitswulf:
winslowdraws:
all my bear owl (or owlley cats) gifs in one post! all inspired by the same creature in the croods, just with different owls
argumateThanks! I love it
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spoken-not-written:
adriofthedead:
ittygittydiddynator:
balls-deep-in-idjits:
notyouraverageloser:
rah-b-loved:
inkyblacknight:
paradoxsocks:
ihavemjolnirinmypants:
withoutapresspass:
cyborglovesong:
UNITEDSTATESCANADAMEXICOPANAMALKFHDSHFSDKJCNOIDSUHFISUFN:SD
I AM GOING TO MAKE LEARNING THIS THE OBJECT OF MY LIFE.
I always lose it at Cota Rica.
I ALREADY KNOW THIS BY HEART
United States, Canada,
Mexico, Panama,
Haiti, Jamaica, Peru;
Republic Dominican,
Cuba, Carribean,
Greenland, El Salvador too.
Puerto Rico, Columbia,
Venezuela,
Honduras, Guyana, and still;
Guatemala, Bolivia,
then Argentina,
and Ecuador, Chile, Brazil.
Costa Rica, Belize,
Nicaragua, Bermuda,
Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan;
Paraguay, Uruguay,
Suriname, and
French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam.
Norway, and Sweden,
and Iceland, and Finland,
and Germany now one piece;
Switzerland, Austria,
Czechoslovakia,
Italy, Turkey, and Greece.
Poland, Romania,
Scotland, Albania,
Ireland, Russia, Oman;
Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia,
Hungary,
Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran.
There’s Syria, Lebanon,
Israel, Jordan,
both Yemens, Kuwait, and Bahrain,
the Netherlands, Luxembourg,
Belgium, and Portugal,
France, England, Denmark, and Spain.
India, Pakistan,
Burma, Afghanistan,
Thailand, Nepal, and Bhutan;
Kampuchea, Malaysia,
then Bangladesh, Asia,
and China, Korea, Japan.
Mongolia, Laos,
and Tibet, Indonesia,
the Philippine Islands, Taiwan;
Sri Lanka, New Guinea,
Sumatra, New Zealand,
then Borneo, and Vietnam.
Tunisia, Morocco,
Uganda, Angola,
Zimbabwe, Djibouti, Botswana;
Mozambique, Zambia,
Swaziland, Gambia,
Guinea, Algeria, Ghana.
Burundi, Lesotho,
and Malawi, Togo,
The Spanish Sahara is gone;
Niger, Nigeria,
Chad, and Liberia,
Egypt, Benin, and Gabon.
Tanzania, Somalia,
Kenya, and Mali,
Sierra Leone, and Algier;
Dahomey, Namibia,
Senegal, Libya,
Cameroon, Congo, Zaire.
Ethiopia, Guinea_
Bissau, Madagascar,
Rwanda, Mahore[?], and Cayman;
Hong Kong, Abu Dhabi,
Qatar, Yugoslavia,
Crete, Mauritania,
then Transylvania,
Monaco, Liechtenstein,
Malta, and Palestine,
Fiji, Australia, Sudan!
Omg thank u
THIS IS MY 17,000TH POST FOR A REASON
I learned this song all by myself last year, and I bought a world map and I sing to it while I point out the countries. BOO-YEAH
I will reblog this, every time it’s on my dash.
Fun fact! Rob Paulsen (Yakko’s voice actor) still knows this song by heart and will sing it when asked.
sounds like yzma learning geography
spoken-not-written:
adriofthedead:
ittygittydiddynator:
balls-deep-in-idjits:
notyouraverageloser:
rah-b-loved:
inkyblacknight:
paradoxsocks:
ihavemjolnirinmypants:
withoutapresspass:
cyborglovesong:
UNITEDSTATESCANADAMEXICOPANAMALKFHDSHFSDKJCNOIDSUHFISUFN:SD
I AM GOING TO MAKE LEARNING THIS THE OBJECT OF MY LIFE.
I always lose it at Cota Rica.
I ALREADY KNOW THIS BY HEART
United States, Canada,
Mexico, Panama,
Haiti, Jamaica, Peru;
Republic Dominican,
Cuba, Carribean,
Greenland, El Salvador too.
Puerto Rico, Columbia,
Venezuela,
Honduras, Guyana, and still;
Guatemala, Bolivia,
then Argentina,
and Ecuador, Chile, Brazil.
Costa Rica, Belize,
Nicaragua, Bermuda,
Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan;
Paraguay, Uruguay,
Suriname, and
French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam.
Norway, and Sweden,
and Iceland, and Finland,
and Germany now one piece;
Switzerland, Austria,
Czechoslovakia,
Italy, Turkey, and Greece.
Poland, Romania,
Scotland, Albania,
Ireland, Russia, Oman;
Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia,
Hungary,
Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran.
There’s Syria, Lebanon,
Israel, Jordan,
both Yemens, Kuwait, and Bahrain,
the Netherlands, Luxembourg,
Belgium, and Portugal,
France, England, Denmark, and Spain.
India, Pakistan,
Burma, Afghanistan,
Thailand, Nepal, and Bhutan;
Kampuchea, Malaysia,
then Bangladesh, Asia,
and China, Korea, Japan.
Mongolia, Laos,
and Tibet, Indonesia,
the Philippine Islands, Taiwan;
Sri Lanka, New Guinea,
Sumatra, New Zealand,
then Borneo, and Vietnam.
Tunisia, Morocco,
Uganda, Angola,
Zimbabwe, Djibouti, Botswana;
Mozambique, Zambia,
Swaziland, Gambia,
Guinea, Algeria, Ghana.
Burundi, Lesotho,
and Malawi, Togo,
The Spanish Sahara is gone;
Niger, Nigeria,
Chad, and Liberia,
Egypt, Benin, and Gabon.
Tanzania, Somalia,
Kenya, and Mali,
Sierra Leone, and Algier;
Dahomey, Namibia,
Senegal, Libya,
Cameroon, Congo, Zaire.
Ethiopia, Guinea_
Bissau, Madagascar,
Rwanda, Mahore[?], and Cayman;
Hong Kong, Abu Dhabi,
Qatar, Yugoslavia,
Crete, Mauritania,
then Transylvania,
Monaco, Liechtenstein,
Malta, and Palestine,
Fiji, Australia, Sudan!
Omg thank u
THIS IS MY 17,000TH POST FOR A REASON
I learned this song all by myself last year, and I bought a world map and I sing to it while I point out the countries. BOO-YEAH
I will reblog this, every time it’s on my dash.
Fun fact! Rob Paulsen (Yakko’s voice actor) still knows this song by heart and will sing it when asked.
sounds like yzma learning geography
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banahbanah:
burning–amber:
zombiewretch:
SOMEONE WENT TO A STAR TREK CONVENTION IN THE 1980’S AS SPOCK AND KIRK’S PENISES I AM NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP
THEY PERFORMED SPIRK THROUGH INTERPRETIVE DANCE
If you haven’t read the fanlore page yet, here’s an excerpt from the founding mothers of our fandom constitution.
KF: Well, four of us in Phoenix saw that. And, it was PJ, Carol, Donna and I, and thought, well they are so wonderfully entertaining to us, we have to do something back for them. But, y'know, we’re really not singers, we’re really not dancers, what can we do? So we sat around with a bottle of wine cooler. And, I don’t drink, and I said, well, how about if we distill down the basis of the cock of the, ahum, Kirk and Spock— (laughter)
KF, MS: —Freudian slip, Freudian slip! (laughter)
KF: Yes, ah, down to their basics, and how ‘bout if we do a cock show? And—
MS: I have that on tape, too.
KF: I have it too. Luckily Dixie Owen would come with her video machine, and I ended up putting together a video from the two years. But the first year we ended up going there, and we had a huge seven-foot, and a six-foot cock. Kirk of course was a little shorter and thicker, Spock was taller and thinner—
MS: Was very green—
KF: —very green with two, with a double ridge on the top. What we did basically is, we took this foam that was used in couch cushions, very dense foam, and we’d sculpt it with an electric knife—
MS: Electric knife— (laughter and coughing)
KF: —so that we had the proper shapes. Carol, who—a little insider—ended up working doing the— In the beginning, for the Barney TV show? She actually did the animals and things and the costumes for Barney. Anyhow, she was our designer who—
MS: (laughter) Sorry.
KF: —made the fabric that came down from the head all the way down— And then for the balls, we’re thinking, “Well what are we going to use?” And I said, “Well, listen, we gotta carry ‘em on the plane. How about if we use beach balls covered in fabric, ‘cause then we can deflate them.”
MS: Yes.
KF: And then of course we had pipe cleaners for the hair and furry bits.
MS: I remember when you brought them. Oh my god.
KF: And we figure, so we— And I put together a list of songs, and we had little snippets of songs. We started out on the stage with Spock all kind of bent over and just kinda hunched. And he had the little song, y'know, “I am a rock, I am an island.” And of course you hear from off-stage the signs of “Macho Man.”
All: (laughter) (indistinguishable shouts)
KF: —Pick one—
MS: “Macho, macho man"—
KF: —and on the stage Spock goes “Huuunh?” and immediately his two balls come out— (squeals) —yeah, from underneath—
MS: —from underneath, boing!
KF: —and his head starts coming up a little bit, and coming up a little bit, and then the Matt Davis song, “I want you to want me, I want you to need me.”
MS: The entire auditorium was in hysterical—
KF: And then of course the finale is the 1812 Overture climax with the cannons going off!
MS: Complete with, was it—
KF: It was, it was—
MS: —did you use confetti that time?
KF: No, it was white candies wrapped in plas— in cellophane which I then threw up by the handfuls for—
MS: Yeah. Woooo! Multiple overlapping voices: —for the climax.
KF: For the climax, yeah. And, the audience was hysterical.
“Kirk of course was a little shorter and thicker, Spock was taller and thinner-“
I have read this description in a fic on AO3 THIS WEEK. I love fandom.
banahbanah:
burning–amber:
zombiewretch:
SOMEONE WENT TO A STAR TREK CONVENTION IN THE 1980’S AS SPOCK AND KIRK’S PENISES I AM NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP
THEY PERFORMED SPIRK THROUGH INTERPRETIVE DANCE
If you haven’t read the fanlore page yet, here’s an excerpt from the founding mothers of our fandom constitution.
KF: Well, four of us in Phoenix saw that. And, it was PJ, Carol, Donna and I, and thought, well they are so wonderfully entertaining to us, we have to do something back for them. But, y'know, we’re really not singers, we’re really not dancers, what can we do? So we sat around with a bottle of wine cooler. And, I don’t drink, and I said, well, how about if we distill down the basis of the cock of the, ahum, Kirk and Spock— (laughter)
KF, MS: —Freudian slip, Freudian slip! (laughter)
KF: Yes, ah, down to their basics, and how ‘bout if we do a cock show? And—
MS: I have that on tape, too.
KF: I have it too. Luckily Dixie Owen would come with her video machine, and I ended up putting together a video from the two years. But the first year we ended up going there, and we had a huge seven-foot, and a six-foot cock. Kirk of course was a little shorter and thicker, Spock was taller and thinner—
MS: Was very green—
KF: —very green with two, with a double ridge on the top. What we did basically is, we took this foam that was used in couch cushions, very dense foam, and we’d sculpt it with an electric knife—
MS: Electric knife— (laughter and coughing)
KF: —so that we had the proper shapes. Carol, who—a little insider—ended up working doing the— In the beginning, for the Barney TV show? She actually did the animals and things and the costumes for Barney. Anyhow, she was our designer who—
MS: (laughter) Sorry.
KF: —made the fabric that came down from the head all the way down— And then for the balls, we’re thinking, “Well what are we going to use?” And I said, “Well, listen, we gotta carry ‘em on the plane. How about if we use beach balls covered in fabric, ‘cause then we can deflate them.”
MS: Yes.
KF: And then of course we had pipe cleaners for the hair and furry bits.
MS: I remember when you brought them. Oh my god.
KF: And we figure, so we— And I put together a list of songs, and we had little snippets of songs. We started out on the stage with Spock all kind of bent over and just kinda hunched. And he had the little song, y'know, “I am a rock, I am an island.” And of course you hear from off-stage the signs of “Macho Man.”
All: (laughter) (indistinguishable shouts)
KF: —Pick one—
MS: “Macho, macho man"—
KF: —and on the stage Spock goes “Huuunh?” and immediately his two balls come out— (squeals) —yeah, from underneath—
MS: —from underneath, boing!
KF: —and his head starts coming up a little bit, and coming up a little bit, and then the Matt Davis song, “I want you to want me, I want you to need me.”
MS: The entire auditorium was in hysterical—
KF: And then of course the finale is the 1812 Overture climax with the cannons going off!
MS: Complete with, was it—
KF: It was, it was—
MS: —did you use confetti that time?
KF: No, it was white candies wrapped in plas— in cellophane which I then threw up by the handfuls for—
MS: Yeah. Woooo! Multiple overlapping voices: —for the climax.
KF: For the climax, yeah. And, the audience was hysterical.
“Kirk of course was a little shorter and thicker, Spock was taller and thinner-“
I have read this description in a fic on AO3 THIS WEEK. I love fandom.
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retrogamingblog:
A veterinary hospital in Mexico used Pokemon Go’s snapshot feature to turn their office into a Pokemon Center
retrogamingblog:
A veterinary hospital in Mexico used Pokemon Go’s snapshot feature to turn their office into a Pokemon Center
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mildlyinteresting-blog:
https://ift.tt/304RK53 “A cloud shaped like a dinosaur-dragon”
mildlyinteresting-blog:
https://ift.tt/304RK53 “A cloud shaped like a dinosaur-dragon”
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zachsanomaiy:
Sinosauropteryx is one of the only dinosaurs where we know exactly what they looked like and exactly what color it was
And it was gosh darn cute
zachsanomaiy:
Sinosauropteryx is one of the only dinosaurs where we know exactly what they looked like and exactly what color it was
And it was gosh darn cute
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verycursed:
cursed-vault:
Are you really going to scroll past without saying Спокойной ночи, мистер Флеймгатор
The bit in russian says “Good night mister flamegator”
verycursed:
cursed-vault:
Are you really going to scroll past without saying Спокойной ночи, мистер Флеймгатор
The bit in russian says “Good night mister flamegator”
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datenshi-no-hime:
official-mugi:
expcake:
official-mugi:
official-mugi:
official-mugi:
official-mugi:
official-mugi:
A short manga about a cute assassin from Toshiya Wakabayashi, mangaka of Tsurezure Children
若林稔弥@最終12巻発売中 on Twitter
He tried posting it on reddit but couldn’t figure out how to so he just copied someone else’s post
I will protect this man with my life.
Another thing
He actually redrew one of the panels since the original animal pun couldn’t translate
Great news everyone! Part 2 is finally in English
https://twitter.com/sankakujougi/status/1064723124992671744
PART 3!!!!
https://twitter.com/sankakujougi/status/1067951550524354561
Heads up–Toshiya Wakabayashi is selling a PDF of the first chapter’s English version on pixivBOOTH for only 324 yen (that’s $2.86 USD)! PayPal can be used to pay!
https://twitter.com/sankakujougi/status/1068727753170534400
Thanks for addding that. I’ll be grabbing it.
The Bohemian Rhapsody reference KILLED me…
datenshi-no-hime:
official-mugi:
expcake:
official-mugi:
official-mugi:
official-mugi:
official-mugi:
official-mugi:
A short manga about a cute assassin from Toshiya Wakabayashi, mangaka of Tsurezure Children
若林稔弥@最終12巻発売中 on Twitter
He tried posting it on reddit but couldn’t figure out how to so he just copied someone else’s post
I will protect this man with my life.
Another thing
He actually redrew one of the panels since the original animal pun couldn’t translate
Great news everyone! Part 2 is finally in English
https://twitter.com/sankakujougi/status/1064723124992671744
PART 3!!!!
https://twitter.com/sankakujougi/status/1067951550524354561
Heads up–Toshiya Wakabayashi is selling a PDF of the first chapter’s English version on pixivBOOTH for only 324 yen (that’s $2.86 USD)! PayPal can be used to pay!
https://twitter.com/sankakujougi/status/1068727753170534400
Thanks for addding that. I’ll be grabbing it.
The Bohemian Rhapsody reference KILLED me…
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bracelet00:
naamahdarling:
Even better, the comments to this Twitter post were an absolute FIRESTORM of mostly dudes explaining to her that dials can’t only have 2 positions (not true) and that it wasn’t a very good piece (not true) that she was being disrespectful to her teacher (don’t care) and that it was a sign of her stupidity/rabid feminism/intellectual laziness/misandry/etc. that she couldn’t see any “middle ground.”
It became, in its way, a performance piece. I was absolutely mesmerised, even as I wished I could cock-punch people through the internet.
“Dials have more than one settimg” is the most hilarious response to this piece, because the implication of that statement is “just be a scootch more implicit in your own dehumanization. Not ALL the way. But like… a little more.”
bracelet00:
naamahdarling:
Even better, the comments to this Twitter post were an absolute FIRESTORM of mostly dudes explaining to her that dials can’t only have 2 positions (not true) and that it wasn’t a very good piece (not true) that she was being disrespectful to her teacher (don’t care) and that it was a sign of her stupidity/rabid feminism/intellectual laziness/misandry/etc. that she couldn’t see any “middle ground.”
It became, in its way, a performance piece. I was absolutely mesmerised, even as I wished I could cock-punch people through the internet.
“Dials have more than one settimg” is the most hilarious response to this piece, because the implication of that statement is “just be a scootch more implicit in your own dehumanization. Not ALL the way. But like… a little more.”
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copperbadge:
spikesjojo:
You know, this would explain why Picard, the most English person ever to walk aboard a starship, continues to claim he’s French.
copperbadge:
spikesjojo:
You know, this would explain why Picard, the most English person ever to walk aboard a starship, continues to claim he’s French.
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cognitivedissonance:
thecutestcatever:
rootbeergoddess:
That is one determined kitty
BEST QUALITY
H I S W I G G L E S
Your cute cat of the day
cognitivedissonance:
thecutestcatever:
rootbeergoddess:
That is one determined kitty
BEST QUALITY
H I S W I G G L E S
Your cute cat of the day
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copperbadge:
spikesjojo:
You know, this would explain why Picard, the most English person ever to walk aboard a starship, continues to claim he’s French.
copperbadge:
spikesjojo:
You know, this would explain why Picard, the most English person ever to walk aboard a starship, continues to claim he’s French.
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cognitivedissonance:
thecutestcatever:
rootbeergoddess:
That is one determined kitty
BEST QUALITY
H I S W I G G L E S
Your cute cat of the day
cognitivedissonance:
thecutestcatever:
rootbeergoddess:
That is one determined kitty
BEST QUALITY
H I S W I G G L E S
Your cute cat of the day
