lupin5th

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mumblingsage:

goldhornsandblackwool:

burnyoufirst:

siderealscribblings:

rbergara:

we need more books that are written like YA novels but have characters in their 20s… like I can’t keep reading books about teenagers but I’m also not ready for the weird adult romance section of the book store

I feel like there’s a market for books with tight groups of friends going on magical adventures but they can legally say fuck every few pages

i would 100% read any fantasy book with characters in their mid to late twenties and early 30s. hell yes to john dropping his career as an accountant to go explore whats in the closet

please
books go immediately from YA fantasy/drama to

POLITICAL INTRIGUE and TRADITIONAL ROMANCE

In romance this (20-something characters and YA style) is known as “New Adult.” I don’t know what we have to do to get NA into other genres but maybe it’s a place to start.

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kyraneko:

anachronic-cobra:

cosmic–dragon:

fallintosanity:

bastlynn:

lynati:

callmebliss:

we-are-all-australian-in-space:

usreadersshouldalsowrite:

dazebras:

katsuko1978:

the960writers:

theravenofwynter:

scripturient-manipulator:

marlynnofmany:

impalalord:

inspacewereallaustralians:

deadpoolknitter:

the-glimpses-of-the-moon:

*gently gathers everyone who writes Humans Are Weird/Space Orcs/Space Australians fics*
WRITE A BOOK GODDAMMIT

JUST FUKIN DO IT

Listen we’re working on it ok.

It’s kinda hard with the conflicting timelines we’ve individually created but we’re doing the best we can

Guess what came out this summer!

I’ve read it.  It’s great.  A dozen short stories written by some very good authors, with That Original Tumblr Post as the introduction. 

I’m sure there are tons of amazing novels in progress (including mine), and that will take time.  But in the meantime, humans are weird short stories!!

YES

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

honestly, I’m shocked that I never heard of this!! why has nobody told me? 

Holy shit, apollymi, I need this

dwarrowkings

read_write So we are going to the bookstore tomorrow as well???

How much does this cost? I think ill order it tonight

It’s $3.99 for the Kindle edition and $13.49 for the paperback: http://amzn.to/2xaSeZu

WOOT!!

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS?!

space_australians, if you haven’t already been tagged a million times :)

anachronic_cobra

Ooooo

Really hoping this turns into an anthology series with a new book out every year or the like.

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riphuntertimemasterlegend:

breatherunlive:

crazyintheeast:

take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool:

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

hallmark movie

woman: i have a high paying job in new york city that i love and christmas isn’t that important to me

her black friend: you need a MAN

woman’s dad: come to the small town,, we are suffering without a baker for our town festivale

woman: ok dad

man: i harvest maple syrup for a living and make 2 dollars a year

woman: :/

man: will you harvest maple syrup with me…

woman: i’ve decided i hate my job and i’m going to resign myself to making christmas tree ornaments in fuckberg for the rest of my life

This should have been prefaced with “we forced a bot to watch 1000 hours of christmas movies”

Petition for Netflix to do a reverse Hallmark movie. A housewife from a small town has to go on a trip to the Big City due to some inheritance issue(her husband of course doesn’t accompany her because he is a lazy ass). In the process she finds out that she fucking LOVES the big city. She loves the possibilities, the culture, the life,the night life,

She also just happens to find a job she loves, decides she doesn’t actually want children, that she hates going to church, that she never really liked either her or her husband’s families

And then her angry husband calls her:

husband: where the hell are you? You were supposed to be done with this b.s two weeks ago? I don’t have any clothes. Mom had to come here to do the laundry and she is so pissed at you. You better be here to prepare Christmas dinner!

woman: Actually dear I decided not to sell my great aunt’s flat. In fact I decided to move to the city. Also the reason I am calling was to tell you that I am filing for divorce

husband:you bitch. you will regret this. i will leave you penniless

women: actually dear in case you forgot dealing with the finances was something you considered beneath you so all the bank accounts are in my name. but don’t worry. i’ll leave you the house. maybe now you will actually bother to do the repairs I have been asking you to do for years. merry Christmas. All tell your mother to go fuck herself

That is a Christmas movie I would watch.

incendiaglacies Thought you’d get a laugh out of this.

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samjohnssonvt:

tyrantisterror:

thestuffedalligator:

The daughter of Clayface swears that she isn’t.

And she isn’t, technically. She’s a mistake of magical and chemical shenanigans. She’s a bit of Clayface that happened to fall off and be sentient, and there’s a couple steps missing from that process before she could be called the “daughter of Clayface” to any real definition. To the world at large, she’s officially the adopted daughter of CEO Tim Drake, and she’s no more the daughter of Clayface than she’s the daughter of Red Robin.

Sometimes, this is enough to appease. Sometimes, the dark corners of her brain remind her that she’s legally a thirteen-year-old girl who’s only been an independent self-conscious being for an accumulative three months. That she’s made from the flesh of a forty-year-old man, and that she might not be a real person. That sure, Wonder Woman was also made of clay, but that she at least had the common courtesy to stay in one shape.

The daughter of Killer Croc swears that she is.

She isn’t, technically. She’s the daughter of a wealthy upper class Gotham family who happened to be born with the same reptilian ativism that afflicted Waylon Jones. It’s just that when she ran away, finally fed up with being invisible to her family, an embarrassment locked in her room and forgotten, news had gotten around about sightings of “the daughter of Killer Croc,” and Croc had decided to investigate himself.

When her first instinct was to try and bite him, he fell in love instantly and decided that yes, in fact, she was his daughter, and he took her into his home and showered her with all the love and attention her biological family never had tried to give.

Sometimes, this is enough to appease. She has a good enough life in the Gotham underground, and she never has any need to complain. But it bothers her sometimes, how it took an escaped convict who barely considered himself human to finally be treated like someone worthy of love.

The daughter of Mr. Freeze pretends that she isn’t.

This is wrong by all accounts. Yes, she had been raised by her grandparents since the diagnosis came through - MacGregor’s, yes, how sad, the poor dear, father lost his mind - but Fries is still her name, and when he makes his debut as a befishbowled supervillain, it’s easy for her schoolmates to make the connection. When she tries to keep them out, to keep her emotions in check, the taunts only become more fierce - Oh look at that, like father like daughter, the Ice Queen of Gotham Academy, chilly bitch - and it’s only easier to freeze them out, making her denials even more obviously false.

The daughter of the Riddler is quite proud of it.

Her father is a neurotic private investigator who can only take things seriously if he can process them in the form of riddles, and she’s proud of it. She wears it like armour, and waves it like a flag - My dad is fucking nuts and wears green spandex like it’s a normal thing to do, but I’m somehow the most socially adjusted person in this whole school - and neither the sneers of her peers nor perhaps the will of god himself can deter her.

This is perhaps why when, confronted by Gotham Academy’s Ice Queen, a metahuman with identity issues, and a very attractive girl she met in the sewers one time, she hitched up her suspenders, bunched up her nerves, and decided she was going to lead them.

And this is how the Gotham Girls Detective Club was formed.

I’d read that comic!

I would pay money for that comic.

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theactualcluegirl:

thatawkwardtinyperson:

tony-stark-daily:

msmarvel:

“You know I’d offer to cook you dinner but you seem pretty miserable already”
“You’re here to do your laundry?”
“And to see a friend.”

Okay but can we just talk about the 3rd and 6th gif?? He literally picks her up like a sack of potatoes and she’s totally fine with it and then in the 6th gif she decides that the best way to protect Steve Rogers who has a fucking shield is to jump in his seat and yank his head into her chest and take the fucking bullet…. I don’t know about you guys but if that’s not bestie love I don’t know what is

This is literally the definition of

“Sir that’s my emotional support assassin.”

I want an emotional support assassin please!