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copperbadge:
tzikeh:
poppetawoppet:
apathetic-revenant:
dankmemeuniversity:
demon: YOU HAVE SUMMONED ME, MORTAL. WHAT DEAL DO YOU WISH TO STRIKE WITH THE POWERS OF HELL?
roomba: [is a roomba]
demon:
roomba:
demon:
roomba:
demon: man c’mon you gotta work with me here a little bit
roomba: *slowly spells on floor* K N I F E
demon: ahhhhh I see. You have heard the legend of Stabby.
roomba: *vibrates excitedly*
copperbadge
All I can think about is the time R asked to borrow the Roomba, referred to it as “babysitting”, and spent all afternoon feeding it tiny chunks of tortilla chip.
copperbadge:
tzikeh:
poppetawoppet:
apathetic-revenant:
dankmemeuniversity:
demon: YOU HAVE SUMMONED ME, MORTAL. WHAT DEAL DO YOU WISH TO STRIKE WITH THE POWERS OF HELL?
roomba: [is a roomba]
demon:
roomba:
demon:
roomba:
demon: man c’mon you gotta work with me here a little bit
roomba: *slowly spells on floor* K N I F E
demon: ahhhhh I see. You have heard the legend of Stabby.
roomba: *vibrates excitedly*
copperbadgeAll I can think about is the time R asked to borrow the Roomba, referred to it as “babysitting”, and spent all afternoon feeding it tiny chunks of tortilla chip.
