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Someone invites Crowley over for shabbos after seeing him alone in the back row during service and he spends the next few decades making sure they get new shoes and gift baskets on the appropriate holidays.
“Yeah, that’s uncle Crowley. His granddad had dinner with our family once and now his family’s just like weird cousins. Always wears black; he’s either orthodox or his whole family’s been very goth for, like, ever” –one of the family’s kids at torah study
See, this is Excellent, but I also like “Yeah, that’s Uncle Crowley. He was at my grandfather’s father’s Bar Mitzvah. We’re pretty sure he’s immortal, but we’re deliberately Not Asking about it and it’s been driving him crazy since 1903.”
he’s got a whole backstory cooked up but *no one’s asking about it*
also i just had an image of Crowley at a seder and they’re at least three cups of wine in and they get to Had Gadyo and crowley who is definitely on his way to sloshed is just
“HEY I REMEMBER ZUZIM.”
“ok uncle crowley”
“why would someone sell a goat for two zuzim that’s not even enough for a cup of coffee”
“of course it isn’t uncle crowley”
this is very good.
Of course the family has questions. It’s been one of the most popular family arguments for generations, (and a couple of family members have got it right) but only when Crowley isn’t there. As soon as he’s there it would be rude and unwelcoming to bring the subject up, and whatever Crowley is he’s plainly in need of family. Besides, they might get answers and then the argument would be over.
Secondary favorite argument is what his friend Aziraphale is, when he brings the angel to dinner once or twice.
they get to the angel of death in chad gadya and crowley frowns and is like “nasty bugger. dont want to mess with him”
they invite eliyahu in and crowley’s like “oh sup dude” and starts a “””one sided””” conversation (the older kids think it’s for laughs and the younger kids are Convinced he’s really talking to a ghost)
“Uncle Crowley is immortal because he scared off the angel of death once three thousand years ago” is a legitimate side of the argument held by at least two people
captainlordauditor:
buckysbears:
mehofkirkwall:
anotherhawk:
mehofkirkwall:
classyshippingblog:
anotherhawk:
mehofkirkwall:
Someone invites Crowley over for shabbos after seeing him alone in the back row during service and he spends the next few decades making sure they get new shoes and gift baskets on the appropriate holidays.
“Yeah, that’s uncle Crowley. His granddad had dinner with our family once and now his family’s just like weird cousins. Always wears black; he’s either orthodox or his whole family’s been very goth for, like, ever” –one of the family’s kids at torah study
See, this is Excellent, but I also like “Yeah, that’s Uncle Crowley. He was at my grandfather’s father’s Bar Mitzvah. We’re pretty sure he’s immortal, but we’re deliberately Not Asking about it and it’s been driving him crazy since 1903.”
he’s got a whole backstory cooked up but *no one’s asking about it*
also i just had an image of Crowley at a seder and they’re at least three cups of wine in and they get to Had Gadyo and crowley who is definitely on his way to sloshed is just
“HEY I REMEMBER ZUZIM.”
“ok uncle crowley”
“why would someone sell a goat for two zuzim that’s not even enough for a cup of coffee”
“of course it isn’t uncle crowley”
this is very good.
Of course the family has questions. It’s been one of the most popular family arguments for generations, (and a couple of family members have got it right) but only when Crowley isn’t there. As soon as he’s there it would be rude and unwelcoming to bring the subject up, and whatever Crowley is he’s plainly in need of family. Besides, they might get answers and then the argument would be over.
Secondary favorite argument is what his friend Aziraphale is, when he brings the angel to dinner once or twice.
they get to the angel of death in chad gadya and crowley frowns and is like “nasty bugger. dont want to mess with him”
they invite eliyahu in and crowley’s like “oh sup dude” and starts a “””one sided””” conversation (the older kids think it’s for laughs and the younger kids are Convinced he’s really talking to a ghost)
“Uncle Crowley is immortal because he scared off the angel of death once three thousand years ago” is a legitimate side of the argument held by at least two people
