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systlin:
uphillsky:
shieldmaidenofsherwood:
egregiousderp:
Nobody has a more peak college experience than Gimli Gloinsson.
Like.
He goes on this great study abroad deal, his parents are proud, he’s already so cultured and has such a way with words-
And here their perfect son, with the golden tongue, and the classic dwarven beauty comes home with this skinny elven redneck on his arm and three hairs in a special locket on his jacket like “so I decided to major in Elven Studies and this is my boyfriend Greenleaf Greenleaf. We’re moving close to a forest so we can look at the stars together.” While Gloin sobs LADDIE NO and wonders where he went wrong.
#…….to be fair he also shows up having founded a new city#AND won the contract for a major security upgrade to the palace#so in a professional sense he’s nailing it!
legolas: oh he’s nailing it in an unproffesional sense too
“DISTRESSED GLOIN NOISES”
systlin:
uphillsky:
shieldmaidenofsherwood:
egregiousderp:
Nobody has a more peak college experience than Gimli Gloinsson.
Like.
He goes on this great study abroad deal, his parents are proud, he’s already so cultured and has such a way with words-
And here their perfect son, with the golden tongue, and the classic dwarven beauty comes home with this skinny elven redneck on his arm and three hairs in a special locket on his jacket like “so I decided to major in Elven Studies and this is my boyfriend Greenleaf Greenleaf. We’re moving close to a forest so we can look at the stars together.” While Gloin sobs LADDIE NO and wonders where he went wrong.
#…….to be fair he also shows up having founded a new city#AND won the contract for a major security upgrade to the palace#so in a professional sense he’s nailing it!
legolas: oh he’s nailing it in an unproffesional sense too
“DISTRESSED GLOIN NOISES”
