lupin5th

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lonicera-caprifolium:

crowleydyke:

i see your “aziraphale’s true form has thousands of eyes and other biblical angel attributes” and raise you

aziraphale’s true form is just a huge one of these things

I saw this post about a week ago, and haven’t stopped thinking about it since, so please enjoy my magnum opus–

(but there is also a version with lots of eyes over on instagram)

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del3141:

Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I’m trying to tell you that I’m evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit

kittydesade:

Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

unclefather:

I love how this fits so well into the category of monster-tries-to-monster-but-world-is-even-more-monstrous-and-actually-evil.

the next logical step is thus of course for the shopkeeper to decide to DO-Something about this, because damnit they just can`t work in these conditions!

I am not exactly sure what they would do, though. Not give out items for free, of course, although it would be fittingly opposite it would also just not work, because they are after all The Shopkeeper.

But, like, maybe they does some research to find out who has the most means and then decide that although the customer gets the goods, the person best equipped will be the one to pay? (do I have some very real contempt and aggression for bezos and co? well, maybe..)

or maybe it’s more karmically specific, like, the customer gets the goods but the cost is to be paid by the last person to systematically fuck them over? I think in that case The Shopkeeper might need an assistant, like, some kind of karma-tracing entity… maybe one of furies? all of them? something like that? might lead to a nice spread, like, healthInsurancefuckers, big-pharma, various corporations (no escape for bezos and co), corrupt politicians, etc, pp

well. I definitely would like to read that one! =D

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winterswake:

miz-erin:

winterswake:

The Mummy (1999) // Captain Marvel (2019)

The tags from nielrian are the best…

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cannon-fannon:

greeedybastard:

diggly:

mamacastiel:

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

March 15 again and here we go…